One day I hope to perfect a face of such restrained ‘fuck you’ as well as Petra Mede.

We watched Eurivison in the kitchen with takeout and though I loved Malta and Finland was happy with Denmark and very proud of us being out of the bottom 1/4 but wow I am now 100000% in love with Petra Mede I think everyone wanted to kill me I wouldn’t shut up about her fabulousness.

yourendorphine:

homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years

i am crying right now i love you europe

cumbercolllective:

The United Kingdom came in 19th place, we are quite obviously the real winners here.

castielhasthephoneb0x:

i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it 

LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM

not-the-very-button:

If you think about it, Nick Carraway is kind of just a fangirl. 

And The Great Gatsby is the equivalent of a passionate hash tag rant: 

#Listen #my dad told me not to judge people when I was growing up #because you never know what someone else has been through #or has had to overcome #BUT CAN WE FUCKING TALK ABOUT GATSBY FOR A SECOND #AND HOW JUST LIKE FLAWLESSLY GREAT HE WAS #AND HOW DAISY AND TOM AND JORDAN ARE JUST LIKE THE WORST KIND OF PEOPLE EVER #AND THEY DON’T EVEN DESERVE TO EXIST #BECAUSE THEY’RE SUCH ASSHOLES #LIKE #FUCK NEW YORK #AND ALL OF THE CARELESS PEOPLE WHO JUST DIDN’T FUCKING KNOW GATSBY LIKE I DID#FUCK

Exam revision.

It does things to us all, my friends.

itslanadrey:

Lana Del Rey blog

robotunicornblog:

Here’s the animated GIF of the RU by Gemma Correll which I posted earlier. It’s a very happy, jolly unicorn, and is now even happier and jollier that it can move!